Dance Muzak: The Soundtrack of Surfaces (AI Gen)

Dance Muzak – Full Album (1:07:21)

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A Flawless Parody of Luxury-Lifestyle Pop, Where Production Shines and the Soul Is Deliberately Absent

Dance Muzak: Perfectly Polished, Utterly Empty

A razor-sharp send‑up of the “luxury lifestyle soundtrack.” The production is immaculate. The soul is conspicuously absent. That’s the joke—and it lands.

In a culture where playlists double as interior design, Dance Muzak steps in as the most honest parody of the moment. Every track gleams: four-on-the-floor kicks lacquered to a high gloss, synths buffed to mirror sheen, captions masquerading as lyrics. It’s engineered to sound expensive and to feel like nothing. The result is both alluring and airless—an album that weaponizes emptiness to show us what happens when music becomes a lifestyle accessory.

What makes the satire bite is its commitment. There’s no wink, no last-minute turn toward sincerity. The record inhabits the surface so completely that the vacuum becomes the message. Listening is like standing in a hall of mirrors: everywhere a reflection, nowhere a center.

Track‑by‑Track

01. Platinum Glow

A crystalline EDM curtain-raiser that loops I–V–vi–IV as if luxury were a chord progression you could lease. It shimmers, it blinds, it says nothing.

Production: Four-on-the-floor, bright pads, loudness-maxed sheen.
Lyrics: Diamonds-as-diction; Instagram-ready refrains.
Satire angle: Status as sound; radiance without radiating.

Vacuous Theme: Endless nights in overpriced rooftop bars, sipping cocktails named after precious metals.
Text-to-Lyrics Prompt (Cliche Club Music Female Voice): Write vapid, repetitive lyrics about shining, glowing, and living in the moment, using clichés like “bright like diamonds” and “golden vibes forever.” Include no deeper meaning, just surface-level imagery.
Text-to-Music Prompt: Create an EDM-inspired track with a four-on-the-floor kick, bright synth pads, and a static four-chord loop (I–V–vi–IV). Keep the same chords throughout, but add minimal melodic changes to indicate “sections.” Make it loud, over-compressed, and polished.

[Verse 1]
Crystal in my hand tonight
Rooftop views and spotlights
Diamond dust on everything
Silver dreams, I’m shimmering

[Pre-Chorus]
Higher and higher we go
Living for that platinum…

[Chorus]
Platinum, platinum
Bright like diamonds in the night
Platinum, platinum
Everything’s so shining bright
(Bright like diamonds)
(Shining bright)
Platinum, platinum
This is how we live tonight

[Verse 2]
Cocktail named “Liquid Gold”
Stories that are never told
Sparkle on my fingertips
Taste the shine on crimson lips

[Pre-Chorus]
Higher and higher we go
Living for that platinum…

[Bridge]
Rose gold vibes forever
Silver lining weather
Crystal clear and clever
We’re living now or never
(Now or never)
(Shining forever)

[Breakdown]
Diamonds, diamonds
Shining, shining
Platinum, platinum
We’re flying, flying
(So bright)
(All night)

[Outro]
Platinum dreams and silver skies
Everything just crystallizes
(Shining bright)
(All night)
Platinum…

02. Velvet Sunrise

Brunch-core bliss: tropical marimbas and filter sweeps that simulate momentum. The perfect song to photograph eggs to.

Production: Mid‑tempo tropical house with cosmetic builds.
Lyrics: “Soft life” platitudes, pastel affirmations.
Satire angle: Wellness as wallpaper; vibe over life.

Vacuous Theme: The perfect brunch outfit post—avocado toast and mimosa in hand.
Text-to-Lyrics Prompt (Cliche Club Music Male Voice): Write shallow, feel-good lyrics about brunch, sunshine, and pastel aesthetics. Include phrases like “soft life” and “living my best brunch.”
Text-to-Music Prompt: Create a mid-tempo tropical house track with marimba samples and smooth bass, keeping the same loop throughout. Add occasional filter sweeps for fake “builds.”

[Verse 1]
Woke up late
Feeling great
Brunch plans made
Can’t be late

Got my fit
Looking slick
Picture this
Perfect pic

[Pre-Chorus]
Sunday vibes
Come alive
This is how
I survive

[Chorus]
Velvet sunrise
In my eyes
Living my best brunch
(Best brunch, best brunch)
Soft life calling
Never falling
This is how I want it
(Want it, want it)

[Verse 2]
Toast is green
Looking clean
Bubbles pop
Never stop

Friends all here
Crystal clear
This the life
No more strife

[Pre-Chorus]
Sunday vibes
Come alive
This is how
I survive

[Chorus]
Velvet sunrise
In my eyes
Living my best brunch
(Best brunch, best brunch)
Soft life calling
Never falling
This is how I want it
(Want it, want it)

[Breakdown]
Pastel dreams
Perfect scenes
Living clean
You know what I mean

Orange juice
Let me loose
This the truth
Fountain of youth

[Solo]
[Instrumental break with synth leads]

[Bridge]
Every morning
Never boring
This my story
Morning glory

Velvet sunrise
In my eyes
Never compromise
This my prize

[Chorus]
Velvet sunrise
In my eyes
Living my best brunch
(Best brunch, best brunch)
Soft life calling
Never falling
This is how I want it
(Want it, want it)

[Outro]
Velvet sunrise
Velvet sunrise
This is how I want it
(Want it, want it)

03. Diamond Drip

Trap‑pop iced out to the gums: hi‑hat filigree, sub‑bass swagger, a hook that wears its own jewelry.

Production: One‑chord flex with sparkling synths.
Lyrics: Identity reduced to inventory—“drip” as ontology.
Satire angle: Luxury marketed as destiny rather than choice.

Vacuous Theme: Luxury is a lifestyle, not a choice—according to the marketing department.
Text-to-Lyrics Prompt (Cliche Club Music Female Voice): Write repetitive lyrics about wearing diamonds, dripping in style, and being unstoppable. No emotion, just status symbols.
Text-to-Music Prompt: Create a trap-pop beat with hi-hat rolls, booming bass, and sparkling synths. Keep one chord throughout with slight bass changes to fake progression.

[Verse]
I drip in diamonds, can’t you see?
This life ain’t choice, it’s who I be
Chains around my neck so bright
Status symbols, day and night

[Pre-chorus]
Do you see me shine?
All this ice is mine
Do you feel the flex?
What you gonna do next?

[Chorus]
Diamond drip, drip, drip on me
Diamond drip, that’s my reality
Diamond drip, drip, drip so clean
Diamond drip, living the dream

[Verse]
Unstoppable, I move with grace
Designer on my body, diamonds on my face
This luxury’s my DNA
Brand new bag, brand new day

[Pre-chorus]
Do you see me shine?
All this ice is mine
Do you feel the flex?
What you gonna do next?

[Chorus]
Diamond drip, drip, drip on me
Diamond drip, that’s my reality
Diamond drip, drip, drip so clean
Diamond drip, living the dream

[Bridge]
(Drip, drip, drip)
Can’t stop, won’t stop
(Drip, drip, drip)
Rock the spot

[Chorus]
Diamond drip, drip, drip on me
Diamond drip, that’s my reality
Diamond drip, drip, drip so clean
Diamond drip, living the dream

[Outro]
Do you see me shine?
(Diamond drip)
All this ice is mine
(Diamond drip)

04. Mirror Me

Self‑worship in neon. Reverb‑drenched affirmations turn self‑care into narcissistic mantra.

Production: Synthwave gloss, static harmony, glassy verbs.
Lyrics: Mantras to the mirror—perfect hair, vacant stare.
Satire angle: The algorithmic self as the only audience.

Vacuous Theme: Narcissism as self-care.
Text-to-Lyrics Prompt (Cliche Club Music Male Voice): Write self-obsessed lyrics about looking perfect, loving your reflection, and being your own idol. Keep them vague and mantra-like.
Text-to-Music Prompt: Create a synthwave-pop track with a static, glossy chord bed and reverb-heavy vocals whispering affirmations.

[Intro]
Mirror me, mirror me
Perfect, pristine
Mirror me, mirror me
Living the scene

[Verse 1]
Face so flawless, fuck yeah I’m blessed
Body built better, best of the best
Catch my reflection, can’t look away
Perfect projection, all fucking day

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m my own idol
I’m my own high
Surface is vital
Don’t need to try

[Chorus]
Mirror me, mirror me
I’m all I see
Mirror me, mirror me
Perfect and free
Surface deep, surface sweet
Mirror me

[Verse 2]
Skin so smooth, shit I’m divine
Every angle perfect, every fucking line
Love what I see when I stare
Perfect specimen, beyond compare

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m my own idol
I’m my own high
Surface is vital
Don’t need to try

[Chorus]
Mirror me, mirror me
I’m all I see
Mirror me, mirror me
Perfect and free
Surface deep, surface sweet
Mirror me

[Bridge]
Vacant stare
Perfect hair
Don’t care
Just there

[Chorus]
Mirror me, mirror me
I’m all I see
Mirror me, mirror me
Perfect and free
Surface deep, surface sweet
Mirror me

[Outro]
Mirror me, mirror me
Perfect, pristine
Mirror me, mirror me
Living the scene

05. Luxe Flow

Designer brands meet chakra talk. It’s influencer yoga scored by a credit card rewards program.

Production: Deep‑house pads, bongo garnish, unmoving chords.
Lyrics: “Louis V and spirituality”—the sacred as sponsored post.
Satire angle: Mysticism collapsed into merch.

Vacuous Theme: Influencer yoga retreat that’s more photo op than spiritual practice.
Text-to-Lyrics Prompt (Cliche Club Music Female Voice): Write pseudo-inspirational lyrics mixing vague spirituality (“flow with the universe”) with product placement-level brand references.
Text-to-Music Prompt: Create a chill deep house track with static pads, bongos, and airy vocal chops. Keep harmonic structure unchanged.

[Verse 1]
I’m flowing with the universe tonight
Energy within is burning bright
Gucci on my feet, I feel so free
This is how I’m meant to be
La la la, oh yeah
Chanel in my bag, energy so pure
Living my truth, that’s for sure

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m rising up, I’m feeling high
Diamond energy, I can’t deny
Oh oh oh, flowing free
This is luxury

[Chorus]
Luxe flow, luxe flow
Feel the energy wherever I go
Luxe flow, luxe flow
Universe speaking to my soul
La la la, oh yeah yeah
Luxe flow, that’s my vibe
La la la, I’m alive

[Post-Chorus]
Flow with me, flow with me
Louis V and spirituality
Flow with me, flow with me
This is my reality
Oh oh oh oh

[Verse 2]
Manifesting wealth and inner peace
Prada vibes will never cease
I’m aligned with cosmic force
Hermès bag upon my course
Energy within me shining bright
Living lavish feels so right

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m rising up, I’m feeling high
Diamond energy, I can’t deny
Oh oh oh, flowing free
This is luxury

[Chorus]
Luxe flow, luxe flow
Feel the energy wherever I go
Luxe flow, luxe flow
Universe speaking to my soul
La la la, oh yeah yeah
Luxe flow, that’s my vibe
La la la, I’m alive

[Post-Chorus]
Flow with me, flow with me
Louis V and spirituality
Flow with me, flow with me
This is my reality
Oh oh oh oh

[Bridge]
Tiffany blue energy
Balenciaga frequency
I’m flowing, I’m glowing
My aura’s showing
Cartier consciousness
Versace blessedness
Oh yeah, oh yeah

[Chorus]
Luxe flow, luxe flow
Feel the energy wherever I go
Luxe flow, luxe flow
Universe speaking to my soul
La la la, oh yeah yeah
Luxe flow, that’s my vibe
La la la, I’m alive

[Post-Chorus]
Flow with me, flow with me
Louis V and spirituality
Flow with me, flow with me
This is my reality
Oh oh oh oh

[Outro]
I’m flowing with the universe
Energy within, blessed and cursed
Luxe flow, luxe flow
That’s the only way to go
La la la la la
Oh yeah yeah yeah

06. Neon Nectar

Sugar‑rush electro‑pop that tastes like color. No breakdowns, no arc—just glossy calories.

Production: Constant beat, candy‑lead hooks, relentless loop.
Lyrics: Rhymes serve phonetics, not sense.
Satire angle: Photogenic pleasure that never nourishes.

Vacuous Theme: A club drink that’s more sugar than alcohol, but it photographs well.
Text-to-Lyrics Prompt (Cliche Club Music Male Voice): Write playful, meaningless lyrics about sipping something sweet under neon lights, with rhymes that prioritize sound over sense.
Text-to-Music Prompt: Create a bright electro-pop track with sugary synth leads, a constant beat, and no real breakdowns.

[Verse 1]
Sippin’ on the sweetest thing
Purple blue and fizzy zing
Got me dancin’ off my feet
Sugar rush can’t be beat
Bubble pop inside my mouth
Party’s headin’ way down south

[Pre-chorus]
Mix it up, mix it up
Fill my cup, fill my cup

[Chorus]
Drinkin’ liquid candy tonight
Colors burst in laser light
Sugar high, sugar low
This is all I need to know
Pour it thick, pour it sweet
Move your body to the beat

[Verse 2]
Sticky lips and dizzy head
Pink and orange, green and red
Taste the rainbow, taste the fire
This is what I most desire
Syrup dreams and soda screams
Nothing’s really what it seems

[Pre-chorus]
Mix it up, mix it up
Fill my cup, fill my cup

[Chorus]
Drinkin’ liquid candy tonight
Colors burst in laser light
Sugar high, sugar low
This is all I need to know
Pour it thick, pour it sweet
Move your body to the beat

[Bridge]
Cherry lime and bubblegum
Party’s only just begun
Artificial paradise
Roll the dice, pay the price
Sweetest poison that I know
Feel the sugar overflow

[Chorus]
Drinkin’ liquid candy tonight
Colors burst in laser light
Sugar high, sugar low
This is all I need to know
Pour it thick, pour it sweet
Move your body to the beat

[Outro]
Pour it thick, pour it sweet
Move your body to the beat
Pour it thick, pour it sweet
Move your body to the beat

07. Cashmere Cloud

Lo‑fi coziness, deluxe edition. Vinyl crackle as cosplay, ambient affluence as intimacy.

Production: Pillow‑soft pads, faux‑analog patina.
Lyrics: Manifestation diary in latte foam.
Satire angle: Comfort curated for the camera.

Vacuous Theme: The Instagram version of “cozy.”
Text-to-Lyrics Prompt (Cliche Club Music Female Voice): Write soft, airy lyrics about lounging in luxury loungewear, sipping tea, and “manifesting.” No real events occur.
Text-to-Music Prompt: Create a lo-fi-ish chill beat with static chords, layered with fake vinyl crackle and soft synth pads.

[Verse 1]
Wrapped in silk and satin thoughts
You know I’m floating here
Breathing in this velvet air
Can you feel me disappear?
La la la la la
Into something soft and clear

Morning ritual, chamomile steam
Rising from my porcelain cup
Tell me, do you see me gleaming?
Everything is looking up
Mmm mmm mmm
When the universe shows up

[Pre-Chorus]
Why does everything feel lighter?
When I’m drifting through my space
Ooh ooh ooh
Nothing heavy on my face

[Chorus]
Don’t you want to float with me?
In this cashmere reverie
La la la la la
Weightless luxury
Don’t you want to float with me?
Where everything’s heavenly
Ah ah ah ah ah
Perfect harmony

[Verse 2]
Candles burning lavender
You should know I’m manifesting
All the beauty that I prefer
No stress, no second-guessing
Oh oh oh oh
Just this moment, never-ending

Silk pajamas, crystal bowls
Affirmations in the air
Can you feel how this unfolds?
Like I’m floating everywhere
Mmm mmm mmm
Softness beyond compare

[Pre-Chorus]
Why does everything feel lighter?
When I’m drifting through my space
Ooh ooh ooh
Nothing heavy on my face

[Chorus]
Don’t you want to float with me?
In this cashmere reverie
La la la la la
Weightless luxury
Don’t you want to float with me?
Where everything’s heavenly
Ah ah ah ah ah
Perfect harmony

[Rap]
Diary entry, no date needed, just vibes in motion
Sipping wellness from my cup like it’s magic potion
You watching me from somewhere? I’m a living notion
Of what happens when you surrender to devotion
Cotton candy thoughts, marshmallow meditation
Every breath I take’s a mini celebration
Instagram aesthetic but I’m feeling deeper
Rose quartz on my nightstand, I’m a gentle keeper
Of this energy that swirls around my being
Never forcing anything, just softly agreeing
With the flow of luxury that I create daily
You could join me in this space, love me maybe?

[Bridge]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Can you feel the texture of my mood?
Ah ah ah ah
Everything’s so smooth
La la la la la
In this altitude

[Final Chorus]
Don’t you want to float with me?
In this cashmere reverie
La la la la la
Weightless luxury
Don’t you want to float with me?
Where everything’s heavenly
Ah ah ah ah ah
Perfect harmony

[Outro]
Floating, floating
Ooh ooh ooh
Soft and coating
All of you
La la la la la
Cashmere cloud…

08. Rose Quartz Rush

Gem‑laced buzzwords float over chimes and arps. Healing, but only in Helvetica.

Production: Downtempo shimmer with static harmony.
Lyrics: Crystal catalogue masquerading as ceremony.
Satire angle: Spirituality as SKU.

Vacuous Theme: Selling crystals to the spiritually shallow.
Text-to-Lyrics Prompt (Cliche Club Music Male Voice): Write meaningless “healing” lyrics with gemstone metaphors, avoiding any specific traditions or depth.
Text-to-Music Prompt: Create a downtempo EDM track with airy synth arpeggios, static harmony, and occasional chime sounds.

[Intro]
Feel the frequency
Crystal clarity
Rose quartz rush running through me

[Verse 1]
I’m absorbing all the amethyst around me
Purple power pulling, never doubt me
Jade jewels jumping in my system
Crystal chakras, can’t resist them
Fluorite flowing through my fingers
Magic moment always lingers
Rose quartz racing through my veins now
Can’t contain this crystal reign now

[Pre-Chorus]
Gemstone geometry in motion
Ancient alchemy devotion

[Chorus]
Rose quartz rush, feel it rise up (rise up)
Diamond dust, never wise up (wise up)
Crystalline and so divine, yeah (divine, yeah)
Healing hearts with sacred shine, yeah

[Verse 2]
Tourmaline tickling my third eye
Sapphire storms are standing by
Citrine circles spinning faster
I’m the mineral magic master
Quartz connecting to my core deep
More than minerals, I’m exploring
Beryl bringing blessed alignment
Crystal crown, I’m so enlightened

[Pre-Chorus]
Gemstone geometry in motion
Ancient alchemy devotion

[Chorus]
Rose quartz rush, feel it rise up (rise up)
Diamond dust, never wise up (wise up)
Crystalline and so divine, yeah (divine, yeah)
Healing hearts with sacred shine, yeah

[Rap]
Moonstone madness in my mind space
Find my center, crystal kind grace
Agate energy accelerating
All my atoms activating
Peridot power penetrating
Sacred stones I’m celebrating
Hematite high, I’m levitating
Crystal consciousness creating
Rose quartz queen, I’m radiating
Mineral magic I’m relating
Gemstone guru generating
Sacred sparkle, never waiting

[Bridge]
Crystal clear, crystal clean
Brightest light I’ve ever seen
Rose quartz rush, rushing in
Let the healing light begin

[Chorus]
Rose quartz rush, feel it rise up (rise up)
Diamond dust, never wise up (wise up)
Crystalline and so divine, yeah (divine, yeah)
Healing hearts with sacred shine, yeah

[Outro]
Rose quartz rush running through me
Crystal clarity sets me free
Feel the frequency
Sacred energy

09. Opal Obsession

Sidechained trance haze worshipping rarity while saying nothing rare.

Production: Shimmer pads, perpetual pump, dream blur.
Lyrics: Exclusivity as empty mantra.
Satire angle: The unreachable as identity performance.

Vacuous Theme: Fixating on the aesthetic of rare things without caring about their meaning.
Text-to-Lyrics Prompt (Cliche Club Music Female Voice): Write hypnotic lyrics about opal colors and being “rare” and “exclusive.”
Text-to-Music Prompt: Create a dreamy trance track with shimmering pads, a static chord loop, and constant sidechain compression.

[Verse 1]
Look at me
Shimmer bright
Colors shift
In the light
Pink and blue
Green so true
Can’t have me
I won’t do

[Pre-Chorus]
Rare like stone
Rare like stone
Stand alone
Stand alone

[Chorus]
Opal obsession
Opal obsession
You can’t touch this
You can’t touch this
Opal obsession
Opal obsession
Too precious
Too precious

[Verse 2]
Fire inside
Rainbow pride
Turn away
Not today
Flash and gleam
Living dream
Out of reach
What I preach

[Pre-Chorus]
Rare like stone
Rare like stone
Stand alone
Stand alone

[Chorus]
Opal obsession
Opal obsession
You can’t touch this
You can’t touch this
Opal obsession
Opal obsession
Too precious
Too precious

[Bridge]
Sparkle bright
Day and night
One of kind
State of mind
Exclusive me
Can’t you see

[Solo]

[Chorus]
Opal obsession
Opal obsession
You can’t touch this
You can’t touch this
Opal obsession
Opal obsession
Too precious
Too precious

[Outro]
Rare like stone
Stand alone
Rare like stone
Stand alone

10. Crystal Carousel

Motion without progress. The loop is the message; the party never ends because it never begins.

Production: Carousel arpeggios spinning a fixed center.
Lyrics: Circular refrains that reset every two lines.
Satire angle: Glamour as treadmill.

Vacuous Theme: Life as a constant loop of luxury parties.
Text-to-Lyrics Prompt (Cliche Club Music Male Voice): Write cyclical lyrics that repeat after every two lines, about spinning in the same glamorous cycle forever.
Text-to-Music Prompt: Create a repetitive dance-pop track with carousel-like synth arps and static chords.

[Intro]
Spinning round, spinning round (spinning round, spinning round)
Where the shine never dims, never down (never down, never down)

[Verse 1]
Crystals hanging in the air, sweep me up, don’t even care
Gilded laughter, velvet haze, breathe it in, the endless phase
Waltzing barely through the night, circle turns, repeat delight
Edges blur, we chase the same, faces change, it feels no shame

[Pre-Chorus]
Caught up in the dazzle, can’t let go, can’t let go
Magic in the motion, spinning slow, spinning slow

[Chorus]
Crystal carousel, diamond light, it never ends, it never ends
Glamour in a circle, holding tight, around again, around again
Crystal carousel, diamond light, it never ends, it never ends
Glamour in a circle, holding tight, around again, around again

[Dance Break]
Oh, oh, turn it, turn it (turn it up, turn it up)
Round and round, living it up (don’t ever stop, don’t ever stop)

[Verse 2]
Silver shoes upon the floor, waiting just to spin once more
Champagne laughter, mirrors fade, see the night parade replayed
Glass and velvet, endless style, falling for the endless mile
Time is just a souvenir, shining bright but never clear

[Pre-Chorus]
Caught up in the dazzle, can’t let go, can’t let go
Magic in the motion, spinning slow, spinning slow

[Bridge]
Dress it up, replay the scene, always rich and always clean
Ribbons in a perfect stream, float along this endless dream

[Outro]
Spinning round, spinning round (spinning round, spinning round)
Crystal world, never down (never down, never down)

11. Satin Skyline

A rooftop romance with the city as prop. Empowerment platitudes dissolve into vapor.

Production: Airy pads, muted plucks, one unbroken loop.
Lyrics: Skyscraper silhouettes and self‑mythology.
Satire angle: Image elevated above experience.

Vacuous Theme: Rooftop photo shoots in designer clothes, city as a backdrop.
Text-to-Lyrics Prompt (Cliche Club Music Female Voice): Write romanticized city-life lyrics with no actual story—just skyline imagery and vague empowerment lines.
Text-to-Music Prompt: Create a synthpop track with airy pads, muted guitar plucks, and one unchanging chord loop.

[Verse 1]
I walk these streets in velvet heels tonight
Glass towers reach beyond my sight
The wind carries perfume and ambition
I am the queen of this electric vision

[Pre-Chorus]
Higher and higher I climb
Oh, oh, oh
This metropolis is mine

[Chorus]
Satin skyline calling me home
La la la la, I’m never alone
Up on the rooftop, I own this view
La la la la, the city’s my muse
I am the pulse, I am the beat

[Verse 2]
Chrome reflections in my designer dress
Urban symphony, I must confess
Every avenue knows my name
I dance through steel and windowpane

[Pre-Chorus]
Higher and higher I climb
Oh, oh, oh
This metropolis is mine

[Chorus]
Satin skyline calling me home
La la la la, I’m never alone
Up on the rooftop, I own this view
La la la la, the city’s my muse
I am the pulse, I am the beat

[Bridge]
From penthouse balconies
To marble lobbies
I paint my lips and rule the night
Oh, oh, oh
I am the sight

[Solo]
[Synthesizer break with vocal ad-libs]
Oh, oh, oh
La la la la
Higher, higher

[Final Chorus]
Satin skyline calling me home
La la la la, I’m never alone
Up on the rooftop, I own this view
La la la la, the city’s my muse
I am the pulse
I am the beat
I am complete

[Outro]
Oh, oh, oh
La la la la
The city’s my muse
La la la la

12. Champagne Static

The apex of empty celebration: endless “cheers” until meaning collapses. The riot of remixes chases novelty into noise.

Production: House thump, looped chords, canned crowd noise.
Lyrics: Toasts to nothing in particular, in every language of hype.
Satire angle: A party that proves it never had a point.

Vacuous Theme: The ultimate vapid celebration track—confetti, selfies, and luxury logos everywhere.
Text-to-Lyrics Prompt (Cliche Club Music Male Voice): Write mindless party lyrics that repeat “cheers” and “celebrate” endlessly, with no real verses.
Text-to-Music Prompt: Create a high-energy house track with a single looped chord progression, sidechained synths, and fake crowd noise.

Sequence:

Champagne Static (original track)
(Remix)
(Acoustic Version)
(Jazz Remix)
(Reggae Remix)
(Dub Version)
(Chillwave Remix)
(Industrial Raid Mix)
(“Alpha Male” German Industrial Version)
(Ultimate Feral Mix)
(Club management fails to evacuate the crowd as the cops arrive and bash in the venue’s doors, air raid sirens sound as panic ensues, police helicopters are called in, the band is unceremoniously unplugged, all hell breaks loose, and the tape is cut as the ensuing riot regresses to utter, complete chaos)

[Intro]
Cheers, cheers, cheers
Celebrate, celebrate
Cheers, cheers, cheers
Celebrate tonight

[Verse 1]
You and me, we celebrate
Champagne bottles, celebrate
Cheers to us, we celebrate
Party all night, celebrate

Cheers, cheers, cheers
Celebrate, celebrate
Cheers, cheers, cheers
Celebrate with me

[Drop]
Celebrate! Celebrate!
Cheers! Cheers!
Celebrate! Celebrate!
Cheers to us!

[Verse 2 – Spanish]
Salud, salud, celebrar
Fiesta toda la noche
Salud, salud, celebrar
Vamos a celebrar

[Chorus]
Cheers, cheers, cheers
Celebrate, celebrate
You and me tonight
Celebrate, celebrate

Cheers, cheers, cheers
Celebrate, celebrate
Party never ends
Celebrate tonight

[Drop]
Celebrate! Celebrate!
Cheers! Cheers!
Celebrate! Celebrate!
Cheers to us!

[Bridge]
Cheers to you
Cheers to me
Celebrate
Can’t you see

[Final Drop]
Celebrate! Celebrate!
Cheers! Cheers!
Celebrate! Celebrate!
Party all night!

Cheers, cheers, cheers
Celebrate, celebrate
Cheers, cheers, cheers
Celebrate tonight

[Outro]
Cheers…
Celebrate…
Cheers…
Party all night

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Dance Muzak doesn’t pretend to have a hidden heart; its vacancy is the thesis. In its immaculate surfaces we find a portrait of now: sound as décor, feeling deferred. It’s the soundtrack of a culture that confuses reflection for depth—and that is why the parody stings.