AI Gen Project: Dead Hipsters of Cleveland’s “This Is All Gonna End Badly”

No human could write this stuff. Let’s blame Zelda.

Download individual tracks and Full Album+ Bonus Track streams in MP3 (Lossy), and FLAC (Lossless) audio formats: coffee.zip (2.55 GB)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxJwHJ569mE (2:45:36)

The greatest American film ever made, outside of Meatballs, is The Dead Don’t Die (2019), a talkie that doesn’t just break the fourth wall, but just demolishes it, pounds the remains into a fine powder, adds water, and then sculpts the clay into a statue of a zombified “Thinker” scratching its head in puzzlement, surrounded by broken film equipment, countless rewritten scripts, with a plaque that reads, “Zany Zombie Zeitgeist.”

Or something like that. I don’t know. Ask Jim, the dick.

Tracks

1. Eternal Twilight
2. Deadpan Blues
3. Moonlit Apocalypse
4. Whispers in the Dark
5. Moonlit Apocalypse
6. The Centerville Waltz
7. Zombies Don’t Cry
8. Fuel for the Fire
9. Last Call at the Local
10. Blood on the Boulevard
11. Night of the Dead
12. Lost in the Haze
13. Ghosts of Centerville
14. Final Dawn
15. Graveyard Shift (Ode to Hermit Bob)

Bonus Tracks

• Ah, Star Wars. That’s good fiction. (Ode to Kylo Ren)
• Coffee
• Did you just call me Frodo?
• Fuck Farmer Miller!
• Fucking trespassers! Kiss your asses goodbye!
• Gee, Mindy, I’m not sure I can say that.
• Guitar. Guitar.
• Holy shit! Did she just say Chardonnay?
• I can just lie down in that other cell next to old Mallory. Oh, God.
• I guess all them ghost people plumb lost their goddamn souls.
• I sleep like a baby. Except when I know there’s a corpse waiting for me at work.
• Just accumulating local information.
• Might as well be Amish.
• Nah, I can’t drink any more of that stuff. It’s too damn black for me.
• She’s strange. She’s Scottish.
• Shut up, Ronnie. No, you shut up.
• So, Frank, what makes you so sure it’s Hermit Bob who stole your chicken?
• That’s a shame. I had them looking so bonny.
• The Dead Don’t Die. I love this song.
• This is undead, reanimated, full on flesh-eating zombie shit, no question.
• Up your hole with a wooden pole, Cliff.
• What a dick!
• What, are we improvising here?
• Yuck!

P.S. Citizens and/or zombies of Centerville, we’re looking for talent, human and undead (we’re radically Inclusive). Interested?

Credits

• Track 12 – Blood-curdling Scream Sound Effect from Pixabay