No human could write this stuff. Let’s blame Zelda.
Download individual tracks and Full Album+ Bonus Track streams in MP3 (Lossy), and FLAC (Lossless) audio formats: coffee.zip (2.55 GB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxJwHJ569mE (2:45:36)
The greatest American film ever made, outside of Meatballs, is The Dead Don’t Die (2019), a talkie that doesn’t just break the fourth wall, but just demolishes it, pounds the remains into a fine powder, adds water, and then sculpts the clay into a statue of a zombified “Thinker” scratching its head in puzzlement, surrounded by broken film equipment, countless rewritten scripts, with a plaque that reads, “Zany Zombie Zeitgeist.”
Or something like that. I don’t know. Ask Jim, the dick.
Tracks
- Eternal Twilight
- Deadpan Blues
- Moonlit Apocalypse
- Whispers in the Dark
- Moonlit Apocalypse
- The Centerville Waltz
- Zombies Don’t Cry
- Fuel for the Fire
- Last Call at the Local
- Blood on the Boulevard
- Night of the Dead
- Lost in the Haze
- Ghosts of Centerville
- Final Dawn
- Graveyard Shift (Ode to Hermit Bob)
Bonus Tracks
- Ah, Star Wars. That’s good fiction. (Ode to Kylo Ren)
- Coffee
- Did you just call me Frodo?
- Fuck Farmer Miller!
- Fucking trespassers! Kiss your asses goodbye!
- Gee, Mindy, I’m not sure I can say that.
- Guitar. Guitar.
- Holy shit! Did she just say Chardonnay?
- I can just lie down in that other cell next to old Mallory. Oh, God.
- I guess all them ghost people plumb lost their goddamn souls.
- I sleep like a baby. Except when I know there’s a corpse waiting for me at work.
- Just accumulating local information.
- Might as well be Amish.
- Nah, I can’t drink any more of that stuff. It’s too damn black for me.
- She’s strange. She’s Scottish.
- Shut up, Ronnie. No, you shut up.
- So, Frank, what makes you so sure it’s Hermit Bob who stole your chicken?
- That’s a shame. I had them looking so bonny.
- The Dead Don’t Die. I love this song.
- This is undead, reanimated, full on flesh-eating zombie shit, no question.
- Up your hole with a wooden pole, Cliff.
- What a dick!
- What, are we improvising here?
- Yuck!
P.S. Citizens and/or zombies of Centerville, we’re looking for talent, human and undead (we’re radically Inclusive). Interested?
Credits
- Track 12 – Blood-curdling Scream Sound Effect from Pixabay
